Dead Inside but Caffeinated Soy Candle

Because nothing says romance like caffeine and honesty. This candle brings cozy coffeehouse vibes to your home while making you (and everyone who sees it) laugh.

To prevent fire and serious injury:

Always trim wick to 1/4 inch before lighting. Never burn longer than 4-hour intervals. Set candle on heat-resistant surface and avoid drafts. Always burn within sight and extinguish before leaving room. Don’t burn near things that catch fire. Keep away from children and pets. Don’t extinguish with water. Always let wax harden before relighting, touching or moving.

**TO GET THE BEST BURN FOR YOUR CANDLE: On first burn, let the wax melt across the entire surface of the candle (up to 3 hours, no more than 4 hours) before extinguishing**

We have a 30-day return and exchange policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return, refund or exchange. To be eligible for a return/exchange, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, in new, gently used or defective condition (due to materials or craftsmanship) for a refund subject to the terms of the Return Policy.